1. Billith – True Blood After a year of killing off ALL THE WRONG VAMPIRES. Bill emerged from a pool of blood like an 80s metal band music video FX shot, as Billith. Was his introduction awesome? Yes. Do we want a season of bloody vampire dick shots and copious superiority pontificating? Hell no. Remember last year, Bill HIT the vampire puppy Jessica. Look, we’re not saying let’s kill him off forever. This a magic show for adults. So surely if we kill Bill for one season, we can have two fairies bone him back to life or something, eventually. Which, let’s be honest, that really does sound like a viable plot for this series. But for now, let’s just focus on having awesome Eric and sassy Lala back. No more of this Billith nonsense.